CAN YOU DO THIS?
DO YOU WEAR THIS?
DO YOU HAVE THIS PHENOMENAN?
NOT THE LAZY EYE, THE FACIAL HAIR?
CAN YOU BREATH WITHOUT THIS?
If you have said yes to ALL of the above, then Somalia urgently needs YOU this August. You can lead this nation from disaster and suffering to peace and prosperity. Submit your Presidential candidacy urgently to President@OstrichNation.com