Evolution of African fashion.

Grew up hating African colourful prints and only now do I realise why. Some of the prints are actually beautiful, it is just that some unimaginative tailors and designers got hold of these and made awful curtain-like dresses out of them. Thank goodness finally the right designers have arrived and we can appreciate African prints again. Just love this stylish dress and I want to have a massive collection of African dresses.

Bra nightmare

Is it just me or is it impossible to find a decent bra? I have tried everything and every shape but I am yet to find a comfortable bra. This picture is how all my bras become after only a month or 2 of wearing them! It doesn't matter how much money you spend on a bra it doesn't seem to make a difference to the quality.

Imagine having to wear this torture instrument every day in the name of decency? I am on a bra strike but I wish I had the courage of Charlie Dimmock. Remember that British "Garden" TV presenter who refused to wear a bra even on Tele? The tabloids were obsessed with the poor woman and had shots of her dangling twins on the front page more often than I could count. Still, I want her life. Even at the risk of walking around with unsightly droops all the way to the floor. Or maybe I should just settle for a breast reduction surgery free myself from the monsters with fangs!

Stupid for government

If you haven't got a clue how to deal with discontent against your policies and can not control riots, go ahead and switch off SMSing! That will totally sort out your problem, if you are an ostrich government, that is.

I thought we were beyond the days of Mugabe ranting stupid stuff like Britain is a nation of "faggots", in response to a question about Zim being kicked out of the Commonwealth...Or the late Yassir Arafat totally losing his cool on live TV and screaming at the female journalist calling her..."Stupid woman"!

Is there a "what not to do" TV programme for goon governments? I strongly recommend one.